starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Academy Awards Acceptance Speech
Year: 2014 (86th) Academy Awards
Category: Actress in a Leading Role
Film Title: Blue Jasmine
Winner: Cate Blanchett

Academy Awards Acceptance Speech

Year: 2014 (86th) Academy Awards

Category: Actress in a Leading Role

Film Title: Blue Jasmine

Winner: Cate Blanchett

nunown:

ill see you in hell you mailman piece of shit

nunown:

ill see you in hell you mailman piece of shit

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gallifrey-feels:

gothic-culture:

yawncaster:

guys
lets go against dumb fashion trends and instead wear victorian dresses

These dresses are enchanting!

I have a complete victorian wardrobe and am fully prepared to start wearing it publicly if this becomes a thing

(via goodshipophelia)

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(via fiftyshadesofridiculous)

People crowd into the car around me, so we stand in four rows, shoulder-to-shoulder. And then something peculiar happens: fingers lace with mine, and a palm presses to my palm. Tobias, holding my hand.

(via beeteljuices)

New desk, new office, new position, new outlook. Oh yes. #lifeisgood

New desk, new office, new position, new outlook. Oh yes. #lifeisgood

ernbarassing:

is 2am an emotion

(via theknightherself)

Big ferocious nature kitty.

Big ferocious nature kitty.

punsicle:

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

(via tacoposey)

fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

image

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My bestie is better than yours. #earlybirthdaypresent #wtnv #allhailthegloooowclouuuuud

My bestie is better than yours. #earlybirthdaypresent #wtnv #allhailthegloooowclouuuuud

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

(via thats-so-meme)

Next time, on Hannibal

imzack:

Will: If you’re the Chesapeake Ripper and you know it, clap your hands.

Hannibal: [clap clap]

Jack: Don’t applaud his singing, Hannibal. You’ll only encourage him.

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