Fish nuggets for breakfast. Fresh caught albacore tuna. #hungrydog

Fish nuggets for breakfast. Fresh caught albacore tuna. #hungrydog



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People with anxiety:

  • Know the worry is irrational
  • Want to calm down but can’t
  • Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air
  • Feel like they are drowning and suffocating.  Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.
  • Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.
  • Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.

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It’s been well over two years and sometimes I miss my old dog just as much as the day we lost him.


Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

Vine by Daz_Black

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tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s


oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.


I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

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it started as a joke and it’s now an otp — that wonderful ship that you were like “yeah right” and now you are like “FUCKING DAMN IT” (via ashketchumwrites)

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you can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. hit shuffle on your media player and write down the first 20 songs. rules: no skipping! then pass this on to 10 people :)

i was tagged by Cas chekcvs who apparently does actually remember that I exist yayy

1.The End - The Classic Crime

2. Pop, Lock & Drop It - Huey

3. Those Nights - Skillet

4. Run - Snow Patrol

5. Pearl of the Stars - Coheed and Cambria

6. Kill Rock ‘N Roll - System of a Down

7. Upside Down - Jack Johnson

8. Earthquake - Family Force 5

9. Ladies and Gentlemen - Saliva

10. Devil Take the Hindmost - Love Never Dies Soundtrack

11. Let You Down - Three Days Grace

12. Come Away to the Water - Maroon 5 Cover

13. Rusty Halo - The Script

14. All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor

15. By Myself - Linkin Park

16. No Light, No Light - Florence + The Machine

17. Outside - Hollywood Undead

18. Blind - Placebo

19. Blame Canada - South Park Soundtrack

20. Rise - Skillet

I am hereby tagging … well all my tumblr buddies have already been tagged. So I am tagging no one. XD

Tony Ward S/S 2013 + Shades of red

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  • *Almost out of health*
  • Elizabeth: BOOKER CATCH
  • Booker: oh thank fucking god som- WHAT THE FU K ELIZABETH I DONT NEED ANYMORE AMMO


I can remember no greater childhood horror than a sibling tripping on the controller wire and watching in slow motion as your game system came crashing down

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Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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me after i shave


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